# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2461 "2021-10-19T21:14:21Z")
You’ve seen all the pictures, haven’t you? I mean, c’mon: the gallery exhibits, the news snaps, the Annie Leibovitz candids, the 140-foot-tall portrait in the atrium of the Straight Dope Building, etc. etc. etc.? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2462 "2021-10-19T23:05:44Z")
No mention of the “Wanted” poster in the Post Office? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2463 "2021-10-19T23:58:23Z")
Has he been to the Post Office to see if it’s there? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2464 "2021-10-20T14:36:52Z")
Does anyone still go to the post office after the advent of email? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2465 "2021-10-20T15:01:22Z")
Somebody must, since post offices still exist, right? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2466 "2021-10-20T16:12:13Z")
Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in Post Office, they get really annoyed? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2467 "2021-10-20T16:14:41Z")
Did you know that if you removed every vein, artery, and capillary from your body and lined them all up end to end, you’d be dead? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2468 "2021-10-20T19:41:36Z")
How far do you think you’d get with that kind of do-it-yourself dissection there, Sparky? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2469 "2021-10-20T20:25:49Z")
But wouldn’t it be a heckuva game of Operation? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2470 "2021-10-20T21:17:07Z")
Did you know that if all the girls from Yale were laid end-to-end, then Dorothy Parker wouldn’t be at all surprised? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2471 "2021-10-20T21:22:49Z")
Did you know that Dorothy Parker is not the same as Dorothy Zbornak? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2472 "2021-10-20T21:35:21Z")
Did anybody assume they _were_ the same? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2473 "2021-10-20T22:20:31Z")
What if, instead of Mr. Parker, she married Mr. Zbornak? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2474 "2021-10-20T22:55:25Z")
Or what if she’d just remained Dorothy Rothschild? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2475 "2021-10-21T17:13:33Z")
Didn’t Ms Rothschild marry her cousin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2476 "2021-10-21T17:20:27Z")
You mean she was from Kentucky? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2477 "2021-10-21T17:52:24Z")
Is Kentucky the only place people have married their cousins? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2478 "2021-10-21T17:54:31Z")
Do we _have_ to get into hillbilly jokes again? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2479 "2021-10-21T19:22:53Z")
Do we only get into hillbilly jokes when we have to? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2480 "2021-10-21T20:06:23Z")
hey, I got one…how many hillbillies does it take to eat a possum? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=123) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=125)