# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2521 "2021-10-29T12:18:12Z")
Does anyone else think that’s actually a good punch line to that age-old riddle? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2522 "2021-10-29T14:47:38Z")
Are you suggesting that chickens - or any birds, for that matter - are particular about where they poop? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2523 "2021-10-29T16:33:06Z")
Are birds known for pooping? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2524 "2021-10-29T16:54:03Z")
_Aren’t_ birds known for pooping? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2525 "2021-10-29T16:57:00Z")
Have you ever seen an elephant poop? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2526 "2021-10-29T16:58:26Z")
Hasn’t everyone who’s ever been to a circus? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2527 "2021-10-29T17:12:25Z")
What if they’re too busy being scared by the clowns? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2528 "2021-10-29T19:02:57Z")
Why are so many people scared of clowns? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2529 "2021-10-29T19:24:07Z")
Setting aside the question of scary clowns for a moment, am I the only one who dreams of a world in which a chicken’s motives in crossing the road won’t be questioned? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2530 "2021-10-29T19:30:52Z")
Wait, are you one of those chickens crossing the road to poop apologists? You are, aren’t you!? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2531 "2021-10-29T19:32:57Z")
What if I am? Why the accusatory tone? It’s still a free country, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2532 "2021-10-29T19:37:22Z")
Isn’t it plain that in this country either you’re an evil chickens crossing the road to poop supporter or someone who has a conscience and is against it? And shouldn’t we just round up all of the former and send them to chicken pooping reeducation camps? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2533 "2021-10-29T19:39:38Z")
You’re not wearing a red baseball hat made in another country, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2534 "2021-10-29T19:41:46Z")
Isn’t that an odd question to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2535 "2021-10-29T19:44:30Z")
Is it, really, though? Is it _really_? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2536 "2021-10-29T19:45:38Z")
Just what are you trying to insinuate here? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2537 "2021-10-29T19:46:21Z")
I think we all know, don’t we? I mean, if we’re being honest with ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2538 "2021-10-29T19:47:47Z")
_You people_ would think that, wouldn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2539 "2021-10-29T19:49:34Z")
What do you mean by that? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2540 "2021-10-29T19:54:47Z")
Are you really going to pretend now that you don’t know? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=126) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=128)