# Questions Only thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 128

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2541 "2021-10-29T19:56:13Z")

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Why do you think I’m pretending? And hey, where’s everyone else…?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2542 "2021-10-29T20:01:40Z")

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Isn’t everyone else across the road pooping?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2543 "2021-10-29T20:04:00Z")

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You’d think so, wouldn’t you?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2544 "2021-10-29T20:15:31Z")

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Why weren’t we invited?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2545 "2021-10-29T20:41:10Z")

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Well, would _you_ want to invite a bunch of strangers from a message board to poop with you?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2546 "2021-10-29T21:18:09Z")

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Do you realize, what with the earth’s population and only 1440 minutes in a day, there are thousands of people pooping right now?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2547 "2021-10-29T21:19:27Z")

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Only thousands?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2548 "2021-10-30T04:09:47Z")

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And that’s only the human population; what about the chickens?

(Or should that be “poopulation”?)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2549 "2021-10-31T01:21:04Z")

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Are you shitting me?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2550 "2021-10-31T05:54:59Z")

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Why do you think he’d be doing that?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2551 "2021-10-31T14:04:49Z")

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Seriously, would I shit you?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2552 "2021-10-31T21:12:27Z")

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How would I know what you’re into?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2553 "2021-11-01T13:08:08Z")

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Isn’t it possible that you could be spying on him?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2554 "2021-11-01T15:40:50Z")

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Nobody’s going to actually admit that on the SDMB, are they?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2555 "2021-11-01T21:02:01Z")

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Aren’t there a lot of things that are admitted to on the SDMB anyway?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2556 "2021-11-02T14:05:30Z")

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Yeah, but are they the kinds of things one _should_ admit to?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2557 "2021-11-02T14:06:39Z")

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There _is_ a basic level of shamelessness among many here, isn’t there?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2558 "2021-11-03T03:05:34Z")

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Wouldn’t you expect that on an anonymous message board?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2559 "2021-11-03T12:59:16Z")

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Isn’t there some expectation that we here on the Dope may hold ourselves to a higher standard?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2560 "2021-11-04T02:55:37Z")

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Sure, that’s the expectation, but how about the reality?

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