# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/241 "2020-07-12T23:51:38Z")
Do hogs have warts? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/242 "2020-07-13T02:22:29Z")
Do pigs have wings when people are not around? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/243 "2020-07-13T02:52:48Z")
Are they bacon on hot summer days? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/244 "2020-07-13T09:48:22Z")
Were we bacon for more pig puns? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/245 "2020-07-13T13:05:44Z")
Are you hamming it up again? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/246 "2020-07-13T13:09:49Z")
Is another round of insufferable word play about to ensue? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/247 "2020-07-13T13:28:31Z")
If it does, will you _squeeeeeeeal_ like a pig? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/248 "2020-07-13T14:51:51Z")
Or will you _squeeee_ at a pig? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/249 "2020-07-13T20:10:28Z")
Isn’t this getting a bit boaring? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/250 "2020-07-13T20:14:31Z")
Is it a porcine of our intelligence that we’d resort to such puns? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/251 "2020-07-13T20:42:36Z")
Isn’t puns mostly what we do anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/252 "2020-07-14T00:22:11Z")
What’s wrong with puns? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/253 "2020-07-14T00:47:55Z")
You don’t know? 😮 ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/254 "2020-07-14T02:03:55Z")
What would you prefer – Spoonerisms? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/255 "2020-07-14T13:03:41Z")
Is that where you use the wrong hovercraft in a sentence? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/256 "2020-07-14T20:46:13Z")
Is the wrong hovercraft the one that is full of eels? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/257 "2020-07-14T22:06:59Z")
Is anyone else here a fan of H. P. Hovercraft? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/258 "2020-07-14T22:24:20Z")
Is he related to H.R. Pufnstuff? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/259 "2020-07-15T02:49:29Z")
If two people are meant to be together, will they eventually find their way back? ---
**Author:** ![knavette57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knavette57/32/3871_2.png) [@knavette57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knavette57)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/260 "2020-07-15T03:02:48Z")
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