# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 223
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4442 "2022-10-16T01:08:46Z")
Do you really need me to explain it? (And wouldn’t you be thrilled to think that, say, Benny Hill was a Doper in spirit?) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4443 "2022-10-16T01:22:00Z")
Is this where I cue up “Yakety Sax”? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4444 "2022-10-16T02:08:04Z")
Wouldn’t “Monkey Man” be more appropriate? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4445 "2022-10-16T02:53:54Z")
Is there like a Doper theme song? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4446 "2022-10-16T16:23:16Z")
Are you looking for nominations? How about “We Are The Champions,” or has that been overplayed? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4447 "2022-10-16T21:11:52Z")
Wouldn’t “My Way” be better? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4448 "2022-10-16T23:46:49Z")
Or “Livin’ on a Prayer”? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4449 "2022-10-17T14:15:39Z")
Or ‘Loser’ by Beck? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4450 "2022-10-17T14:28:07Z")
Who would be on board with hiring Mayim Bialik to write an original song? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4451 "2022-10-17T14:36:22Z")
Are her skills as a songwriter notable? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4452 "2022-10-17T14:38:37Z")
Do we really _need_ someone who has notable songwriting skills? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4453 "2022-10-17T14:41:14Z")
I want a great sounding Doper theme song, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4454 "2022-10-17T14:43:56Z")
Who would you suggest, then? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4455 "2022-10-17T15:02:39Z")
You think we could coax Bob Dylan into writing one for us? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4456 "2022-10-17T15:24:58Z")
Well, I mean, why wouldn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4457 "2022-10-17T17:39:06Z")
Would you have your people call his people, please? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4458 "2022-10-17T19:17:29Z")
And while your people are working on that could you be a lamb and freshen up my drink? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4459 "2022-10-17T19:56:39Z")
How are my people going to call anyone when most of the time they can’t find their phones? And not that I’m against freshening up your drink, but how would one do it like a lamb? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4460 "2022-10-17T20:43:13Z")
Wouldn’t the lack of opposable thumbs make it difficult for a lamb to perform even the most rudimentary of bartending duties? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4461 "2022-10-18T02:57:09Z")
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