# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 226
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4502 "2022-10-24T21:02:24Z")
Were we becoming too complacent for your liking? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4503 "2022-10-25T17:45:02Z")
**Cardigan** , just how dumb do you think we are? On second thought, would you mind not answering that…? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4504 "2022-10-27T05:30:57Z")
Aren’t we the genuses of the woild? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4505 "2022-10-27T13:26:22Z")
You mean, like _homo_? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4506 "2022-10-27T17:35:57Z")
Would this be a good time to relate an anecdote about the time my junior high English teacher looked out the classroom window, saw a truck with the name “Homo Milk” on it and made an off-color remark? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4507 "2022-10-27T19:11:26Z")
Whether or not it’s a good time, didn’t you just do so? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4508 "2022-10-27T19:27:03Z")
Would you say that I actually _completed_ the anecdote, though? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4509 "2022-10-27T23:48:20Z")
Was there really any more to it? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4510 "2022-10-28T00:18:03Z")
Can it be broken down into the structure of exposition, complication, climax, and resolution? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4511 "2022-10-28T02:56:16Z")
Who let English majors in here? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4512 "2022-10-28T03:13:16Z")
Would you believe it if I told you i was a philosophy major? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4513 "2022-10-28T18:19:39Z")
Great, then can you tell us the answer to the question about the tree falling when no one is around? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4514 "2022-10-28T20:03:31Z")
That’s kind of a Zen thing, innit? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4515 "2022-10-28T20:52:34Z")
Wouldn’t you think it’s more of a physics question? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4516 "2022-10-29T05:17:09Z")
Does a tree fall slo-mo when no one is watching just to enjoy it more? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4517 "2022-10-29T14:23:06Z")
Are you hypothesizing that trees _enjoy_ falling? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4518 "2022-10-29T17:17:50Z")
Don’t trees like to see the surprise on animals’ faces? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4519 "2022-10-29T19:33:31Z")
Wouldn’t they rather watch some kinky tree porn (whatever that might consist of)? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4520 "2022-10-30T21:31:13Z")
Would the bark be worse than the bite? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4521 "2022-10-30T21:40:35Z")
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