# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/461 "2020-08-02T00:11:39Z")
Yeah, but that’s in May, not July, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/462 "2020-08-02T02:00:29Z")
Was May really two months ago? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/463 "2020-08-02T04:54:56Z")
Where did you learn to count? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/464 "2020-08-02T05:32:17Z")
If women learn to count to 20 on their fingers and toes, does it stand to reason that guys learn to count to 21? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/465 "2020-08-02T13:02:48Z")
If boobs count, then can’t women count to 22? And can hermaphrodites count to 23? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/466 "2020-08-02T17:28:51Z")
Can I admit that I’ve never even thought of that before? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/467 "2020-08-02T19:42:47Z")
Doth thou protest too much? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/468 "2020-08-02T23:43:23Z")
Has anyone ever defined exactly how much protesting is too much? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/469 "2020-08-03T00:25:15Z")
Can protesting be quantified? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/470 "2020-08-03T04:29:19Z")
Does counting the protesters count? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/471 "2020-08-03T20:25:25Z")
What if you read them the Riot Act before you count them? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/472 "2020-08-03T22:28:23Z")
What if one of them is actually a count? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/473 "2020-08-03T22:28:33Z")
Why read them anything? Wouldn’t they rather wait for the movie? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/474 "2020-08-03T22:38:53Z")
Do they even know how to read? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/475 "2020-08-04T04:23:31Z")
Why do you assume riotous mobs might not also be readers? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/476 "2020-08-04T05:09:04Z")
Aren’t the “Three R’s” Reading, Rioting, and ‘Rithmetic? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/477 "2020-08-04T05:41:03Z")
Did they teach Rioting at your elementary school? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/478 "2020-08-04T06:46:13Z")
Does a gang count? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/479 "2020-08-04T13:54:25Z")
Well, they each have ten fingers or so, don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/480 "2020-08-05T05:50:09Z")
Who? Each gang member? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=25)