# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 240
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4782 "2022-12-12T18:57:14Z")
Wait–there’s Doper insurance? Why am I just now hearing about this? Is it a policy the website has, covering all the users? Or do we each have to sign up for our own individual policy? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4783 "2022-12-12T19:00:49Z")
Weren’t you notified about Doper Insurance as part of open enrollment? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4784 "2022-12-12T19:09:28Z")
Would that have been part of the New Member Info Packet I was told about when I first signed up, but never received? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4785 "2022-12-12T19:25:44Z")
That happened to you too, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4786 "2022-12-12T19:27:22Z")
Shouldn’t you maybe contact SDMB’s HR Dept.? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4787 "2022-12-12T19:44:55Z")
Doesn’t HR stand for Historical Revision? They wouldn’t have something like that _here_, would they? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4788 "2022-12-12T20:40:10Z")
Couldn’t it just as easily stand for Hysterical Retaliation? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4789 "2022-12-12T20:41:33Z")
Or maybe Hybrid Rabbi? ---
**Author:** ![OppositeKeith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oppositekeith/32/13047_2.png) [@OppositeKeith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OppositeKeith)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4790 "2022-12-13T08:00:45Z")
can cows swim? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4791 "2022-12-13T14:19:35Z")
Have you ever seen a cow even pass a qualifying round in the 100 meter butterfly, much less win a medal? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4792 "2022-12-13T15:29:57Z")
Are those the minimum required achievements for one to be considered able to swim? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4793 "2022-12-13T15:49:38Z")
How would a cow even fit into a bathing suit? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4794 "2022-12-13T17:33:30Z")
Don’t you think you owe us all an apology for giving us that mental image? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4795 "2022-12-13T17:40:03Z")
What kind of bathing suit are you imagining??? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4796 "2022-12-13T17:44:07Z")
Is there _any_ good option for a cow bathing suit, do you think? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4797 "2022-12-13T17:44:52Z")
The bigger the better, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4798 "2022-12-13T18:04:09Z")
After awhile it’s just a moo moo muumuu, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4799 "2022-12-13T18:14:36Z")
Don’t you think that sounds like a possible career path for an aspiring fashion designer? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4800 "2022-12-13T20:37:57Z")
There have to be more professionally-fulfilling options for such a person, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4801 "2022-12-13T20:39:12Z")
Maybe so, but don’t you think it would be good for someone who’s seeking a challenge? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=239) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=241)