# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4802 "2022-12-14T01:59:29Z")
Would it be a challenge for a designer to create a two-piece thong swimsuit for cows? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4803 "2022-12-14T05:14:10Z")
How could it not be?!? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4804 "2022-12-14T14:15:07Z")
wouldn’t the tail alone present unique challenges? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4805 "2022-12-14T15:12:49Z")
As a matter of aesthetics, wouldn’t the udders be more challenging? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4806 "2022-12-14T15:35:22Z")
Would you care to further elucidate on the aesthetics of cowkinis? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4807 "2022-12-14T16:08:34Z")
Don’t you think it would be udderly revolting? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4808 "2022-12-14T16:13:36Z")
Now that the term ‘cowkini’ has been coined, do you think they’ll be the Next Big Thing? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4809 "2022-12-14T16:24:03Z")
Do you think the name is compelling enough to overcome the general reluctance to actually put them on cows? Isn’t that where the challenge lies? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4810 "2022-12-14T19:42:22Z")
Didn’t some prudes in Victorian times actually dress their barnyard animals? Do we _really_ want to go back to that kind of silliness? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4811 "2022-12-14T20:07:25Z")
Would you be willing to allow it on special occasions? Like for Halloween or on their birthdays or at the release of new Star Wars movies? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4812 "2022-12-14T20:08:17Z")
Whose birthdays? The animals’? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4813 "2022-12-14T20:08:53Z")
Does it matter? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4814 "2022-12-14T20:10:03Z")
It would to the cows, wouldn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4815 "2022-12-14T20:21:11Z")
Don’t you think the cows would be excited about getting dressed up for any occasion? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4816 "2022-12-14T21:42:33Z")
Have you ever _met_ a cow? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4817 "2022-12-14T21:51:32Z")
Would you believe some of my best friends are cows? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4818 "2022-12-14T21:53:10Z")
Now, is that really a nice thing to say? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4819 "2022-12-14T21:54:16Z")
Have you noticed my user name? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4820 "2022-12-15T06:22:34Z")
Would you go to a parade in which animals costumed to make fun of humans? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4821 "2022-12-15T09:26:30Z")
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