# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 243
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4842 "2022-12-21T23:33:37Z")
How would I know? And how big a portion would a “healthy” one be for a cricket? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4843 "2022-12-22T03:40:14Z")
Would you believe me when I say “You really don’t want to know?” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4844 "2022-12-22T04:39:16Z")
Any other experts on cricket flatulence around? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4845 "2022-12-22T05:16:07Z")
Is the digestive system of a cricket - or any insect, for that matter - even capable of producing flatulence? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4846 "2022-12-22T14:15:39Z")
There must be _someone_ on the Dope who knows, surely? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4847 "2022-12-22T14:21:18Z")
Well, I mean, what kind of miserable life would it be if they cant? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4848 "2022-12-24T05:04:08Z")
Yes, dirtball, shouldn’t we all pity the creature that doesn’t pass gas? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4849 "2022-12-24T05:12:23Z")
Isn’t the world missing out by not hearing more about chitinous flatulence? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4850 "2022-12-24T05:17:12Z")
Do you think it would be a suitable topic for Ken Burns’s next project? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4851 "2022-12-24T15:46:47Z")
Well, he’s covered practically everything else, hasn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4852 "2022-12-24T15:52:00Z")
Almost, but now that I think about it, wouldn’t you want to see him do an Orson Bean biography next? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4853 "2022-12-24T15:59:22Z")
Wow, wouldn’t _that_ be great? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4854 "2022-12-25T02:14:02Z")
What would be the highlight? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4855 "2022-12-25T02:38:09Z")
How can you distill Orson Bean’s career down to highlights? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4856 "2022-12-25T02:52:23Z")
Wouldn’t acquiring a still be the first step? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4857 "2022-12-25T04:12:18Z")
You’d need a bunch of ‘em, wouldn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4858 "2022-12-26T03:40:50Z")
A bunch of stills? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4859 "2022-12-26T15:17:18Z")
What about Crosby and Nash? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4860 "2022-12-26T21:28:57Z")
Would it help if you’re Young? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4861 "2022-12-26T21:33:31Z")
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