# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4982 "2023-01-11T01:34:47Z")
I observed a serious tone, didn’t the rest of you, eh what? Say what? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4983 "2023-01-11T19:58:28Z")
Are we supposed to _observe_ stuff here? Doesn’t that sound like a lot of work? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4984 "2023-01-11T20:03:15Z")
To quote Wayne…a sphincter says ‘what’? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4985 "2023-01-11T20:06:51Z")
Am I the only one who mentally inserted “John” before “Wayne” in the above post? Are are you now imagining John Wayne saying “A sphincter says what?”? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4986 "2023-01-11T20:09:30Z")
When was the last time John Wayne said something? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4987 "2023-01-11T20:10:48Z")
Wouldn’t that be around the time he filmed The Shootist? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4988 "2023-01-11T20:12:10Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > Am I the only one who mentally inserted “John” before “Wayne” in the above post? > Are are you now imagining John Wayne saying “A sphincter says what?”? Would it be equally humorous to insert “Bruce”? Are you now imagining Batman saying “A sphincter says what?” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4989 "2023-01-11T20:24:48Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4990 "2023-01-12T17:05:26Z")
After 21 hours isn’t anyone going to accuse me of being Batman? Or a sphincter? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4991 "2023-01-12T17:10:19Z")
Why not both? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4992 "2023-01-12T18:11:59Z")
What are you saying? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4993 "2023-01-12T18:15:23Z")
So, what movie was it where John Wayne played Batman? Where can I stream it? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4994 "2023-01-12T18:43:29Z")
Wasn’t that the one where Alfred was played by Emo Philips? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4995 "2023-01-12T20:14:27Z")
And Yahoo Serious as Commissioner Gordon? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4996 "2023-01-13T14:40:18Z")
And Gabriel Iglesias played Robin? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4997 "2023-01-14T02:50:10Z")
Am I the only one who thought Sharon Stone was miscast as Friar Tuck? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4998 "2023-01-14T02:57:30Z")
You’re not going to post spoilers, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/4999 "2023-01-14T02:59:45Z")
Unless it’s for a secret cameo, casting decisions - even spectacularly stoopid ones - can never be spoilers, can they? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5000 "2023-01-14T03:33:29Z")
Probably not, but don’t you think it’s understandable that I’d feel the need to be cautious? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5001 "2023-01-14T03:48:10Z")
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