# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 266
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5302 "2023-03-16T14:15:57Z")
Why couldn’t you rise it off??? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5303 "2023-03-16T14:40:35Z")
Would you want to eat a cracker that had been run under the faucet? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5304 "2023-03-16T14:42:44Z")
Well, aren’t _we_ the picky eater? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5305 "2023-03-16T14:54:18Z")
What, are you a big proponent of the five second rule? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5306 "2023-03-16T15:00:54Z")
Wait–you mean it’s not the five-_minute_ rule? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5307 "2023-03-16T15:01:56Z")
Why are we not surprised to hear you ask that? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5308 "2023-03-16T15:06:05Z")
What else did those coyotes who raised me from infancy fail to teach me? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5309 "2023-03-17T00:41:33Z")
Five second? What kinda crap is that? Will that be enough time to absorb a new flavor? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5310 "2023-03-17T17:20:04Z")
What kind of new flavor do you have in mind? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5311 "2023-03-17T20:26:49Z")
How about a red oak and green Croc blend? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5312 "2023-03-18T01:52:28Z")
Croc like those rubber shoes, or like those toothy reptiles in Florida? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5313 "2023-03-18T01:54:24Z")
Why not both? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5314 "2023-03-18T01:57:22Z")
Would _you_ eat it? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5315 "2023-03-18T02:01:30Z")
Can I pour some salsa over it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5316 "2023-03-19T03:00:39Z")
Is that all it would take to render either of them palatable? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5317 "2023-03-19T04:36:35Z")
Wouldn’t it depend on how much salsa I have? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5318 "2023-03-19T22:01:23Z")
Would a swimming pool full of salsa even be sufficient for that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5319 "2023-03-19T22:09:20Z")
Can you imagine my embarrassment the time I took chips to salsa class? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5320 "2023-03-19T22:51:04Z")
Is that an incident you’d prefer to dance around? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5321 "2023-03-20T17:07:14Z")
Did I ever tell you about the time I took a cannister of Pringles to a poker game when I was asked to bring chips? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=265) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=267)