# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5362 "2023-03-30T16:24:40Z")
Where can I find said dumpster and incriminating coconut so that I can proclaim to the world that we do, indeed, disseminate valuable, I mean huge, fantastic information in this here thread? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5363 "2023-03-30T17:31:39Z")
Did you look outside the back door of the Questions Only Headquarters Building, in the alley where all those mean dogs are roaming around? Also, did anyone disseminate the possibly valuable information to you that the door is kept locked, and the key is in the cellar, where both the lights and the stairs are out, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5364 "2023-03-30T18:45:18Z")
Isn’t a Douglas Adams reference always appreciated? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5365 "2023-03-30T19:07:01Z")
Really, would you want to participate in a thread where it isn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5366 "2023-03-30T19:20:30Z")
Could someone have left the Official Record in a field somewhere when they were busy getting the sheep dip? Who’s in charge of the sheep dip? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5367 "2023-03-30T19:31:30Z")
Well, it’s gotta be Bruce, innit? [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8gw1Ur62x0Q/maxresdefault.jpg "Bruce's Sketch") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gw1Ur62x0Q) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5368 "2023-03-30T20:03:14Z")
You mean the same Bruce in charge of teaching logical positivism too? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5369 "2023-03-31T02:41:26Z")
Bruce, if you are reading this, can you drop whatever logical positive nonsense you are doing and bring us the sheep dip? What are you doing, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5370 "2023-03-31T03:46:11Z")
Didn’t Bruce get frozen on Tenth Avenue? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5371 "2023-03-31T13:57:28Z")
Which Bruce do you mean? There are several, aren’t there, in the Philosophy Department of the University of Wollamaloo? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5372 "2023-03-31T14:03:30Z")
Isn’t it obvious were referring to _Bruce_ (as opposed to Bruce)? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5373 "2023-03-31T14:05:44Z")
Are you saying that Brooce isn’t part of all this? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5374 "2023-03-31T14:08:14Z")
Did anyone say Brooce (or even Broose or Bruice) wasn’t part of this as well? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5375 "2023-03-31T14:10:28Z")
Well, now, don’t you think it’s just plain silly to be bringing Bruice into it at this point? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5376 "2023-03-31T15:19:10Z")
What about Raymond Luxury Yacht? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5377 "2023-03-31T15:28:55Z")
Isn’t that actually pronounced ‘throat warbler mangrove’? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5378 "2023-03-31T15:34:43Z")
Did you know that there was a typo in the script for that episode, and what Graham Chapman pronounced as “Throat Warbler Mangrove” was actually supposed to be “My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5379 "2023-03-31T18:19:48Z")
Really? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5380 "2023-03-31T18:20:47Z")
Is that so hard to believe? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5381 "2023-03-31T18:21:28Z")
Well, those are pretty different phrases, aren’t they? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=270)