# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 272
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5422 "2023-04-14T19:36:39Z")
You calling me Bruce, Bruce? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5423 "2023-04-14T20:15:03Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5424 "2023-04-24T01:29:09Z")
Does Lenny count? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5425 "2023-04-24T01:52:48Z")
How about Count Lenny? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5426 "2023-04-24T18:51:10Z")
In what country does he hold an aristocratic title? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5427 "2023-04-30T21:33:45Z")
Freedonia? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5428 "2023-05-02T21:48:53Z")
Come to think of it, could it be the Duchy of Grand Fenwick? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5429 "2023-05-02T23:47:44Z")
Can’t be the UK, because they don’t have counts, right? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5430 "2023-05-03T04:29:59Z")
They don’t? Then how do they keep track of, you know, how many things there are? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5431 "2023-05-03T13:23:51Z")
Do they have that vampire Muppet come in for a few days every month to take care of that? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5432 "2023-05-03T13:28:13Z")
Didn’t the Muppet ‘count’ die a few years ago? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5433 "2023-05-03T14:29:34Z")
Did someone drive an adorable little wooden stake through his heart? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5434 "2023-05-04T02:04:04Z")
On national _television?_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5435 "2023-05-05T18:03:29Z")
Where else? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5436 "2023-05-08T04:01:30Z")
Philadelphia? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5437 "2023-05-08T12:44:55Z")
Isn’t that the City of Brotherly Love? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5438 "2023-05-08T16:12:23Z")
Well, it ain’t Blawnox, izzit? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5439 "2023-05-08T17:38:03Z")
What sets Philadelphia apart from Blawnox? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5440 "2023-05-08T17:43:36Z")
Is 303 miles via I-76 a good enough answer? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5441 "2023-05-08T17:59:08Z")
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