# Questions Only thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5502 "2023-05-24T18:40:02Z")

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I think it’s a great idea, don’t you? Why didn’t Austen, Melville, Fitzgerald or Faulkner think of that, anyway?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5503 "2023-05-24T18:44:54Z")

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Are you kidding? Why would you want to read one question after another after another after another? What’s the point? How could anyone possibly be interested in such a thing? Isn’t it too ridiculous to even consider?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5504 "2023-05-24T19:23:18Z")

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Wasn’t there an actual novel where the author [never once used the letter ‘e’](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)#:~:text=Gadsby%20is%20a%201939%20novel,is%20known%20as%20a%20lipogram.)? Wouldn’t a novel that was nothing but a series of questions fall into the same category?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5505 "2023-05-24T19:33:11Z")

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Has anyone written a novel that’s all questions _and_ doesn’t use the letter e?

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5506 "2023-05-24T20:35:55Z")

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I was skeptical at first, but would you believe that I really enjoyed the book? Who would have thought that a novel written this way could be so engaging?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5507 "2023-05-24T21:31:51Z")

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Uh… me?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5508 "2023-05-29T21:42:14Z")

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Is it always about you?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5509 "2023-05-30T13:52:56Z")

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You know better than to ask that, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5510 "2023-07-16T14:32:34Z")

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What happened to all the questioners? Have we learned everything there is to know? Is there no more need to ask questions?

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5511 "2023-07-16T16:27:13Z")

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Haven’t you seen the news today ?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5512 "2023-07-16T17:11:26Z")

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The news? Before my second cup of coffee? Are you kidding?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5513 "2023-07-18T21:03:47Z")

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Did everyone go off to post in the Exclamations Only! thread?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5514 "2023-07-18T21:04:39Z")

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What do you think?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5515 "2023-07-18T21:10:13Z")

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Not an unreasonable theory, innit?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5516 "2023-08-03T17:23:48Z")

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And can you believe it’s August already?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5517 "2023-08-03T17:34:37Z")

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Why is that so surprising?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5518 "2023-08-03T17:37:10Z")

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Well, isn’t there a mere one-in-twelve chance that any given day will be in August?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5519 "2023-08-03T17:39:06Z")

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Sure, but were we so busy that we completely missed the passing of July?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5520 "2023-08-03T17:46:07Z")

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Don’t you think that noting that it’s now August is, in an indirect way, also noting the passing of July?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5521 "2023-08-03T18:15:17Z")

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Do you honestly expect me to dignify that with a response?

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