# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5782 "2024-07-08T20:23:46Z")
But what about the calories? Have you thought about the _calories_? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5783 "2024-07-08T20:27:13Z")
So we’d rather talk about ordering a Beef & Cheddar with curly fries, rather than the existential angst in identifying one’s purpose in living? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5784 "2024-07-08T20:28:53Z")
We can’t very well discuss the purpose of life if we starve to death, can we? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5785 "2024-07-13T03:04:47Z")
That’s a fair point, innit? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5786 "2024-07-13T20:30:36Z")
Can i at least learn from you guys the meaning of life before I die from starvation? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5787 "2024-07-13T21:04:03Z")
Can you have Arby’s delivered? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5788 "2024-07-14T02:04:40Z")
And do you promise to try a Jamocha shake before you slip this mortal coil? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5789 "2024-08-07T17:38:44Z")
Have the phrases “Jamocha shake” and “mortal coil” been found in the same sentence prior to this post? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5790 "2024-08-07T19:15:28Z")
I’m gonna guess… no? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5791 "2024-10-01T13:27:11Z")
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5792 "2024-10-01T14:08:06Z")
3 ? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5793 "2024-10-01T14:27:52Z")
Shouldn’t that be 42? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5794 "2024-10-01T17:56:24Z")
On what level? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5795 "2024-10-02T19:28:27Z")
Is that some kind of _Groundhog Day_ joke? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5796 "2024-10-03T21:26:11Z")
Weren’t we just talking about woodchucks? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5797 "2024-10-03T22:46:30Z")
Did you see that survey where they found that four out of five woodchucks are rooting for the Tigers to win the World Series as fellow representatives of the animal kingdom? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5798 "2024-10-04T03:14:51Z")
What do the [Trash Pandas](https://trashpandas.milbstore.com/) have to say about that? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5799 "2024-10-04T15:10:11Z")
Why would anyone care what they think? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5800 "2024-10-04T15:16:30Z")
Don’t you think Trash Pandas is an awesome name? If you were a baseball player, would you rather be a Trash Panda or whatever the singular of White Sox is? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5801 "2024-10-04T15:20:29Z")
If the Trash Pandas scored a 9 out of 10 on the cool sports team name scale, does that mean the Spastic Colons would score a 2 out of 10 on the cool sports team name scale? Is there a less cool name available? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=289) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=291)