# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 292
**Author:** ![Jegpeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jegpeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jegpeg)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5822 "2024-11-02T17:11:52Z")
How long do you need? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5823 "2024-11-02T17:26:25Z")
Do you mean in Earth time? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5824 "2024-11-02T17:36:07Z")
Is time different on other planets? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5825 "2024-11-02T17:50:53Z")
Didn’t you know that everything is different on other planets? Haven’t you seen the version of _Married…with Children_ they have on Saturn? You know, the one where Al Bundy once scored _five_ touchdowns in one game? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5826 "2024-11-02T17:52:53Z")
You just made that up, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5827 "2024-11-02T17:58:16Z")
You don’t really think I could make up something as outrageous as Al Bundy scoring five touchdowns in one game, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5828 "2024-11-03T03:11:31Z")
Isn’t your vivid imagination just one tiny part of your overall wonderfulness? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5829 "2024-11-03T03:20:56Z")
If we’re talking “overall,” may I mention my excruciatingly wonderful good looks? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5830 "2024-11-03T03:23:54Z")
Oh, _would_ you, please? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5831 "2024-11-03T03:31:34Z")
Or would you rather I hold forth on my unbelievable sense of modesty? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5832 "2024-11-03T03:37:17Z")
Well, uh, didn’t I already touch on that in post 5815? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5833 "2024-11-03T03:40:33Z")
You don’t see a post where I claim to have a good memory, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5834 "2024-11-04T03:00:14Z")
In this thread, you mean? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5835 "2024-11-04T10:44:08Z")
Uh . . . What were we talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5836 "2024-11-04T19:08:05Z")
Boy, you weren’t kidding, were you? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5837 "2024-11-04T19:23:06Z")
In this thread, you mean? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5838 "2024-11-04T19:23:39Z")
Or anywhere? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5839 "2024-11-04T19:32:27Z")
What? Do you think I’ve been anywhere? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5840 "2024-11-04T19:52:15Z")
Hasn’t everybody been somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5841 "2024-11-04T20:18:28Z")
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