# Questions Only thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 293

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5842 "2024-11-05T14:11:40Z")

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What if you’re [Johnny Cash?](https://www.johnnycashhasbeeneverywhere.com/)

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5843 "2024-11-05T15:47:52Z")

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Who else thought to do the exact same thing as EH just did?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5844 "2024-11-05T16:58:59Z")

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How many of us are Johnny Cash?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5845 "2024-11-05T17:10:50Z")

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Do you need an exact number, or will a rough estimate do?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5846 "2024-11-05T17:22:59Z")

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Well, am I the only one who’s not?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5847 "2024-11-05T18:26:25Z")

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Want me to ask around?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5848 "2024-11-05T18:28:26Z")

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Are you sure you wouldn’t mind?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5849 "2024-11-05T18:29:03Z")

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Aw, c’mon, for _you?_

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5850 "2024-11-05T18:29:57Z")

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You can’t tell that I’m blushing, can you?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5851 "2024-11-05T18:31:00Z")

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Well, your computer doesn’t have a special function to show me that, does it?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5852 "2024-11-05T18:35:38Z")

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Don’t you think I keep the camera covered up?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5853 "2024-11-05T18:37:01Z")

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So that’s different from the Blush Sensor and Remote Indicator, is it?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5854 "2024-11-05T18:45:31Z")

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Does yours not have a built-in discomfitometer?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5855 "2024-11-05T18:57:10Z")

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How much more does one of those thingamajigs cost?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5856 "2024-11-05T19:09:31Z")

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Are you willing to pay five dollars extra for the special AI-enhanced, chrome-plated deluxe model?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5857 "2024-11-05T20:05:42Z")

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Does it also make julienne potatoes?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5858 "2024-11-05T21:11:22Z")

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Wouldn’t you rather have the version that doubles as a full-featured sock bedazzling kit (endorsed by none other than Eustace Haney his own self)?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5859 "2024-11-05T21:15:26Z")

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What’s all this Blush Sensor jibber jabber?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5860 "2024-11-05T22:02:23Z")

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Where’ve _you_ been?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/5861 "2024-11-06T00:12:58Z")

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Do you think maybe he’s Johnny Cash, and he’s been everywhere?

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