# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/41 "2020-06-25T01:24:16Z")
Is Spoons thinking that Elendi’s Heir isn’t dead yet? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/42 "2020-06-25T01:35:24Z")
It’s not like I was away from this thread for _that_ long, was it? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/43 "2020-06-25T03:15:56Z")
Were you away from the thread? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/44 "2020-06-25T04:09:18Z")
Has anyone seen my shorts? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/45 "2020-06-25T06:10:11Z")
Where would any of us have seen your shorts? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/46 "2020-06-25T07:07:01Z")
How am I supposed to know everything? 🤷‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/47 "2020-06-25T13:18:24Z")
Do you want a short answer, **UYS**? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/48 "2020-06-25T13:51:45Z")
Under where should we file that one? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/49 "2020-06-25T14:24:54Z")
Can’t you see we’re panting with anticipation for your answer? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/50 "2020-06-25T14:54:59Z")
Does panting help people cool down? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/51 "2020-06-25T15:13:54Z")
Trouser lung capacity? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/52 "2020-06-25T16:02:40Z")
What’s a Trouser lung? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/53 "2020-06-25T16:29:15Z")
Don’t you know a pun when you see one? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/54 "2020-06-25T16:53:21Z")
Where’s the pun in “trouser lung capacity?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/55 "2020-06-25T16:54:22Z")
“How’s your lung capacity” is what I was going for - but, as ever, to explain a joke is to kill it, right? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/56 "2020-06-25T18:38:59Z")
How many kinds of humor are there? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/57 "2020-06-25T19:00:46Z")
It’s gotta be some _huge_ number, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/58 "2020-06-25T21:50:02Z")
Has anyone ever counted them before? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/59 "2020-06-26T01:09:45Z")
I haven’t - have you? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/60 "2020-06-26T02:17:12Z")
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