# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1101 "2020-11-28T08:52:25Z")
I was going to say “piano keys,” but that raises the question, why are _those_ things called keys? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1102 "2020-11-28T10:15:17Z")
And what about Florida, Alicia and B-flat minor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1103 "2020-11-29T04:33:48Z")
Do bald men even need keys since they’ve lost all their locks? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1104 "2020-11-29T04:58:08Z")
Do you think they should have kept their locks locked in place? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1105 "2020-11-29T05:14:33Z")
Can they sing in B-flat minor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1106 "2020-11-29T20:49:40Z")
Is a flat minor what you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1107 "2020-11-29T21:36:50Z")
Isn’t a flat minor a child run over with a steamroller? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1108 "2020-11-30T03:13:31Z")
Isn’t a flat minor a small apartment? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1109 "2020-11-30T04:03:17Z")
What would that make a pied-a-terre? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1110 "2020-11-30T05:25:58Z")
Might it be a phrase that could be misunderstood? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1111 "2020-11-30T12:53:02Z")
**Siam\_Sam** , can I have a piece of that cake? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1112 "2020-11-30T21:58:54Z")
Should we wish **Sam** a happy SDMB anniversary? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1113 "2020-11-30T22:38:35Z")
Shouldn’t we do it while the cake is still there? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1114 "2020-11-30T23:10:37Z")
Couldn’t we say “happy next anniversary” if the cake is gone? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1115 "2020-11-30T23:19:02Z")
Couldn’t we do that for everyone? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1116 "2020-12-01T00:12:25Z")
Would that be like Lewis Carroll’s “happy unbirthday?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1117 "2020-12-01T04:04:17Z")
Isn’t that what someone tells you on your deathbed? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1118 "2020-12-01T06:25:14Z")
That’s better than “happy deathday,” isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1119 "2020-12-01T06:29:16Z")
When did this thread get so morbid? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1120 "2020-12-01T14:11:29Z")
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