# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1401 "2021-02-10T17:41:48Z")
You’re not gonna quote Felix Unger at me, are you? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1402 "2021-02-10T19:45:35Z")
Who were you expecting, Felix the Cat? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1403 "2021-02-10T19:55:17Z")
Are you a cat or a lawyer? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1404 "2021-02-10T20:53:18Z")
What’s the difference? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1405 "2021-02-10T21:00:52Z")
In Texas, it can be hard to tell, can’t it? > **['I'm not a cat': Video shows lawyer can't turn off kitten filter during Zoom...](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/i-m-not-cat-video-shows-lawyer-can-t-turn-n1257168)** > > "If a child used your computer, before you join a virtual hearing check the Zoom Video Options to be sure filters are off," a Texas judge said of the incident. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1406 "2021-02-10T22:08:35Z")
Aren’t cats more trustworthy than lawyers? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1407 "2021-02-11T03:30:01Z")
Haven’t met many cats, have you? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1408 "2021-02-11T04:43:48Z")
Haven’t met many lawyers, have you? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1409 "2021-02-11T05:13:58Z")
What about a lawyer who has cats? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1410 "2021-02-11T16:02:18Z")
Could a lawyer sign a sworn affadavit affirming that he was in fact a cat? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1411 "2021-02-11T16:53:23Z")
How would he hold the pen in his paws? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1412 "2021-02-11T17:50:27Z")
Could he get someone to tape it in place? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1413 "2021-02-11T18:07:28Z")
Would a paw dipped in ink and smooshed on the document be sufficient? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1414 "2021-02-11T21:08:29Z")
Would a cat allow its paw to be dipped in ink? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1415 "2021-02-12T15:06:26Z")
Some cats, probably, but not others, I’m thinking…? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1416 "2021-02-12T20:06:39Z")
How many cats have you known? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1417 "2021-02-12T20:42:00Z")
What about lawyers who attest that they’re cats? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1418 "2021-02-12T22:37:33Z")
Could they have made it through law school without holding a pen? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1419 "2021-02-13T00:44:50Z")
Don’t most law students today take notes on their computers? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1420 "2021-02-13T11:57:36Z")
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