# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1421 "2021-02-13T20:23:41Z")
Would a cat’s efforts at typing on a computer be coherent? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1422 "2021-02-13T20:31:08Z")
What if an infinite number of cats typed on an infinite number of computers for an infinite time? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1423 "2021-02-13T21:04:47Z")
Where are you going to get an infinite number of cats? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1424 "2021-02-13T21:24:24Z")
Do you know how fast they can breed? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1425 "2021-02-13T22:26:02Z")
And cats can type with all four paws, right? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1426 "2021-02-14T03:17:46Z")
Can they? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2021, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1427 "2021-02-14T05:10:56Z")
You never saw a cat walking across a keyboard? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1428 "2021-02-15T02:52:04Z")
If an infinite number of cats typed on an infinite number of keyboards, wouldn’t one of them write a Feline Rights Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would win immediate catification, er, ratification? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1429 "2021-02-15T03:21:18Z")
Wouldn’t that be a cat-astrophe? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1430 "2021-02-15T03:38:53Z")
If you were a dog, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1431 "2021-02-15T06:39:21Z")
Wouldn’t that give many people paws? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1432 "2021-02-15T06:41:51Z")
A pet with an artificial limb – would that be a faux paw? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1433 "2021-02-15T16:34:26Z")
Didn’t you know that puns like that really rub me the wrong way? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1434 "2021-02-15T16:52:03Z")
Which way do you want them to rub you? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1435 "2021-02-15T19:39:21Z")
Isn’t there another thread for puns? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1436 "2021-02-15T20:42:31Z")
Can you have too many threads about puns? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1437 "2021-02-15T20:51:31Z")
The evidence says you apparently can’t, right? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1438 "2021-02-16T03:33:54Z")
Around here that’s certainly true, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1439 "2021-02-22T00:03:45Z")
Is there a danger of running out of rhetorical questions? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1440 "2021-02-22T00:08:24Z")
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