# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1441 "2021-02-22T01:49:37Z")
I think, therefore I am? Am I? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1442 "2021-02-22T05:15:18Z")
Do you think? If so, wouldn’t it follow that you are? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1443 "2021-02-22T05:19:44Z")
You are, but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1444 "2021-02-22T08:58:49Z")
Are you the walrus? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1445 "2021-02-22T09:59:38Z")
If I thought I was the walrus, would that make me the walrus? Can you identify as a walrus? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1446 "2021-02-22T15:10:22Z")
Are you saying you’d be a transwalrus? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2021, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1447 "2021-02-22T22:01:31Z")
Did anybody say “goo-goo-ga-joob”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1448 "2021-02-23T16:11:09Z")
If they identify as a Walrus American, why shouldn’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1449 "2021-02-23T19:35:51Z")
But isn’t that disrespectful of true Indigenous Walrus American traditions? [I’m gonna regret having said that…] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1450 "2021-02-23T21:11:49Z")
Are you regretting it yet? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1451 "2021-02-23T21:19:26Z")
How many regrets _are_ “too few to mention,” anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1452 "2021-02-24T22:13:30Z")
Less than five, do you think? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1453 "2021-02-25T22:00:28Z")
But more than one, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1454 "2021-02-26T01:27:19Z")
Could three be the right number? Or do I mean the right quantity? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1455 "2021-02-26T03:12:24Z")
Are we ignoring quality? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1456 "2021-02-26T21:04:42Z")
Can’t we have both? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1457 "2021-02-26T21:18:43Z")
It seems only right, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1458 "2021-02-28T03:39:05Z")
But which is more important when it comes to regrets? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1459 "2021-02-28T06:06:12Z")
Could it be the fact that Sinatra sings that word better than anybody else? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1460 "2021-02-28T16:41:55Z")
Have you had a few? Regrets, that is? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=72) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=74)