# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1621 "2021-04-16T17:57:11Z")
Would you mind if (choose your current heartthrob) was wearing it? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1622 "2021-04-16T22:14:44Z")
Couldn’t you just remove it if you did? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1623 "2021-04-17T04:51:56Z")
Do you think she’d giggle as I did so? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1624 "2021-04-17T07:23:46Z")
Are you talking about Keira Knightly again? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1625 "2021-04-17T12:27:40Z")
Who else does he ever talk about? Or should that be “About whom else does he ever talk?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1626 "2021-04-17T16:13:46Z")
Isn’t that what’s always on the Knightly News? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1627 "2021-04-17T20:40:29Z")
How many puns is this thread up to now? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1628 "2021-04-17T22:24:46Z")
Do you really feel like counting? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1629 "2021-04-18T01:46:17Z")
Can we agree that there are plenty, and leave it at that? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1630 "2021-04-18T02:10:30Z")
could we say that they’re pluniful? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1631 "2021-04-18T04:42:25Z")
Do seven days without a pun make one weak? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1632 "2021-04-18T04:51:08Z")
How can you top that? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1633 "2021-04-18T20:48:36Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Are you talking about Keira Knightl[e]y again? You’ve got me pretty well figured out, haven’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1634 "2021-04-18T20:49:36Z")
But Is Keira Knightley pretty well figured? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1635 "2021-04-18T20:52:37Z")
Well, she’s not exactly zaftig, is she (not that I mind in the least)? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1636 "2021-04-18T20:53:36Z")
Wasn’t _Zaftig_ a Woody Allen film? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1637 "2021-04-18T21:55:41Z")
Do you dream about Keira nightly? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1638 "2021-04-19T02:33:45Z")
Do you dream about Keira’s nightie? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1639 "2021-04-19T08:12:30Z")
Do you dream about Keira without her nightie? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1640 "2021-04-19T16:19:10Z")
Dear Lord, would you all please stop distracting me by these enticing visions of Keira Knightley, please? Or not? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=83)