# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2021, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1661 "2021-04-22T13:47:12Z")
I’m not cowed in the least, but isn’t that pretty much the same pun as **Spoons** ’s in post 1656? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2021, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1662 "2021-04-22T14:59:32Z")
So that one didn’t get pasteurize? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2021, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1663 "2021-04-22T15:04:50Z")
Can I even express the udder pleasure that gave me? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1664 "2021-04-22T16:16:33Z")
Is it kosher to be mixing meat and dairy like this? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1665 "2021-04-22T16:22:12Z")
_Hechsher_, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1666 "2021-04-23T22:22:56Z")
Are you milking this line of questioning for all you can? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1667 "2021-04-24T12:45:25Z")
Isn’t it a case of tit for tat? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1668 "2021-04-24T23:30:23Z")
Haven’t there been a few cheesy questions? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1669 "2021-04-25T17:38:59Z")
So there’s no pun we can’t get pasteurize? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1670 "2021-04-25T22:46:56Z")
Isn’t milk the fastest liquid, since it’s pasteurized before you see it? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1671 "2021-04-25T23:08:19Z")
How many times do we have to read that same pun? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1672 "2021-04-26T01:55:50Z")
How many times must a pun be said before you can call it a pun? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1673 "2021-04-26T02:16:06Z")
How many puns would a pun punner pun if a pun punner would pun puns? Does that make any sense, or should I reword it for you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1674 "2021-04-26T03:15:13Z")
Which is it better to be, a punner or a punter? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1675 "2021-04-26T04:22:14Z")
What kind of punter? Did you know that there are at least two kinds, possibly three? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1676 "2021-04-26T13:55:30Z")
I can think of football and boating; what’s the third? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1677 "2021-04-26T15:12:22Z")
Doesn’t it also mean a prostitute’s john? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1678 "2021-04-26T15:39:32Z")
Hadn’t heard of that before; in what country? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1679 "2021-04-26T21:55:25Z")
It’s listed in the Collins English Dictionary, so would that imply it’s slang in the UK, or specifically in Scotland? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1680 "2021-04-26T21:58:53Z")
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