# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1801 "2021-05-21T02:56:19Z")
What is the sound of one hand clapping? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1802 "2021-05-21T14:26:25Z")
Are you getting all Zen on us? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1803 "2021-05-21T20:28:56Z")
Is the other hand attending to the tree that fell in the forest with nobody around? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1804 "2021-05-21T21:28:22Z")
Is that also where a bear defecates? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1805 "2021-05-21T22:10:11Z")
And what does that have to do with the Pope being Catholic? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1806 "2021-05-22T04:20:22Z")
What color is the sky in your world? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1807 "2021-05-22T05:36:26Z")
How does that figure into all this? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1808 "2021-05-22T15:48:11Z")
Where can I sign up for the next starship out of here? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1809 "2021-05-22T16:06:57Z")
What does God need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1810 "2021-05-22T17:08:03Z")
The most memorable line from one of the all-time-worst _Star Trek_ movies, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1811 "2021-05-23T03:51:34Z")
Which _Star Trek_ movie was that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1812 "2021-05-23T21:43:24Z")
Isn’t it whichever one you want it to be? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1813 "2021-05-24T06:42:29Z")
What if you don’t want it to be any of them? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1814 "2021-05-24T15:46:30Z")
Are you talking about some kind of willful _Trek_ ignorance? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1815 "2021-05-24T19:21:39Z")
Isn’t this a place to fight ignorance? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1816 "2021-05-25T00:56:58Z")
Well, that’s the motto, innit? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1817 "2021-05-25T01:50:48Z")
And how often to people fail to live up to that? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1818 "2021-05-25T03:17:57Z")
Well, aren’t there a few total dipsticks too? Do they fail to live up to that? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1819 "2021-05-25T10:08:00Z")
How does one live up to being a dipstick? Or fail to? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1820 "2021-05-25T14:51:07Z")
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