# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1881 "2021-06-11T22:57:56Z")
Did you check your pockets for a spare? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1882 "2021-06-11T23:17:59Z")
Is a Time-Turner anything like a Tina-Turner? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1883 "2021-06-13T02:15:58Z")
Not much of a Harry Potter fan, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1884 "2021-06-13T02:27:35Z")
Where is Hermione when you need her? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1885 "2021-06-13T02:30:31Z")
Did you check the restricted area of the library? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1886 "2021-06-13T17:52:27Z")
Why is there never a librarian around when you really need one? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1887 "2021-06-13T20:52:11Z")
Is it their fault the library always closes at night? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1888 "2021-06-13T22:21:21Z")
Do we need a 24-hour emergency librarian hotline? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1889 "2021-06-14T01:55:47Z")
Did you know that my penis once made it into the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told me to take it out? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1890 "2021-06-14T15:19:47Z")
Was I supposed to? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1891 "2021-06-14T15:21:35Z")
Didn’t you get the email? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1892 "2021-06-15T15:48:26Z")
Isn’t there still a mimeographed newsletter? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1893 "2021-06-15T16:53:24Z")
What if they invented an app that gave you that mimeograph smell? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1894 "2021-06-15T18:44:50Z")
**Sam** , first, ew, and second, did the book undergo any particularly stringent cleaning after that incident, or did they just throw it away? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1895 "2021-06-15T19:06:37Z")
If you do something like that, don’t they usually throw the book at you? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1896 "2021-06-16T05:53:18Z")
But who do we get to do that? And once we figure out who, do we have to page them? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1897 "2021-06-16T19:24:19Z")
Haven’t we covered this already? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1898 "2021-06-16T22:16:02Z")
Are you implying that we’re spineless? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1899 "2021-06-16T23:48:19Z")
Will you be bookmarking this page? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1900 "2021-06-17T04:49:56Z")
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