# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1941 "2021-06-27T16:27:50Z")
Isn’t predictive text annoying? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1942 "2021-06-27T19:42:23Z")
Is it a short stop at the dry cleaners, then on we go? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1943 "2021-06-27T22:57:44Z")
Is it referring to high-pitched organ pipes? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1944 "2021-06-28T13:45:10Z")
Did J.S. Bach ever compose for _castrati_? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1945 "2021-06-28T15:38:04Z")
Wouldn’t that have made a vas deferens in his music? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1946 "2021-06-28T15:39:47Z")
Did you know that’s the best pun I’ve read in a looooooong time? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1947 "2021-06-28T17:01:49Z")
What’s the _worst_ pun you’ve read in a looooooong time? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1948 "2021-06-28T17:06:55Z")
I try to instantly forget those; don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1949 "2021-06-28T17:14:11Z")
I try desperately to remember them but fail; don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1950 "2021-06-28T18:00:46Z")
Maybe you’re just not trying desperately enough? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1951 "2021-06-29T02:11:45Z")
Should he keep a tape measure handy since desperate times call for desperate measures? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1952 "2021-06-29T13:58:50Z")
Or maybe a yardstick? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1953 "2021-06-30T00:11:19Z")
If you live in a metric country, do you have a backyard or a backmeter? ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1954 "2021-06-30T01:21:35Z")
Is a city mile and country mile the same width? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1955 "2021-06-30T03:28:48Z")
Or could they be the same length instead? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1956 "2021-06-30T06:46:53Z")
Doesn’t it depend on how, or whether, they’re paved? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1957 "2021-06-30T07:30:55Z")
Why would that matter? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1958 "2021-06-30T08:15:50Z")
How many roads must a man walk down? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1959 "2021-06-30T18:26:44Z")
Fourteen? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/1960 "2021-07-01T17:42:56Z")
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