# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744 "2001-04-21T01:27:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/21 "2001-04-21T12:43:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \*  
> \*\*Oh? Is _that_ what all the commotion is, over there? \*\*

If he was buried deeper than six feet under, would that be considered low-commotion?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/22 "2001-04-21T12:50:41Z")

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Ah, the jester is abroad on the board tonight, isn’t he? 😃

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/23 "2001-04-21T12:54:13Z")

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Where did you get the idea that I was a broad?

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/24 "2001-04-21T12:59:39Z")

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In’st slydexia a hrrobile thnig?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/25 "2001-04-21T13:00:44Z")

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With what I’ve seen – surely not??

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/26 "2001-04-21T13:05:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \*  
> \*\*With what I’ve seen – surely not?? \*\*

That was a question?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/27 "2001-04-21T13:07:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*Didn’t we just do this recently? \*\*

Does anyone remember [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27867)?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/28 "2001-04-21T13:08:13Z")

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> _Originally by Eutychus55_  
> That was a question?

Dare you ask?

When “She’ll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes” — what can this possibly _mean_?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/29 "2001-04-21T13:12:32Z")

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If the mountain can’t come to Mohammed, will Mohammed come to the mountain?

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/30 "2001-04-21T13:14:50Z")

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What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/31 "2001-04-21T13:15:09Z")

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And why would he bother? Why sweat it in this age of fast transport? Wouldn’t he just sit back and watch the whole thing on DVD?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/32 "2001-04-21T13:18:08Z")

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And is there any significance to the idea that this thread was started by someone named **moron** mountain?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/33 "2001-04-21T13:20:49Z")

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Ooooo, aren’t _you_ the cruel one?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/34 "2001-04-21T13:23:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \*  
> \*\*Ooooo, aren’t _you_ the cruel one? \*\*

You like it that way?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/35 "2001-04-21T13:25:19Z")

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With, or without, apple suace?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/36 "2001-04-21T13:26:28Z")

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Or, apple **sauce** , which may be sweeter?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/37 "2001-04-21T13:29:42Z")

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Where do you intend on putting it?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/38 "2001-04-21T13:33:09Z")

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Oh, no, this isn’t another one of _those_ threads is it, sir? My oh my, is this a case o’ the vapours coming over me?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/39 "2001-04-21T13:37:18Z")

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Will it darken your enthusiams if I say that I have to take my son to the dentist in five minutes?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/62744/40 "2001-04-21T13:40:12Z")

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Would it upset you if I said – thank heaven? 🙂

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