# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2321 "2013-06-20T17:37:42Z")
Well, when you come back will you Pickard a couple of extra question marks, since we all seem to be forgetting ours today? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2322 "2013-06-20T17:45:27Z")
Can’t you be gentle and not crush her, Professor? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2323 "2013-06-20T17:46:24Z")
Kirk calm everyone, it can’t be that bad to forget a question mark, can it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2324 "2013-06-20T17:48:33Z")
Don’t you think if Annie-Xmas was here she’d keep the peace 'cause there isn’t much that can phaser? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2325 "2013-06-20T17:48:43Z")
The real McCoy would know when it make it a question, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2326 "2013-06-20T17:51:46Z")
Is that still a Star Trek allusion? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2327 "2013-06-20T17:52:08Z")
Did we really mean to spock a debate over this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2328 "2013-06-20T17:53:20Z")
Why, yes, no Bones about it, but do you think we need to Takei number? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2329 "2013-06-20T17:55:40Z")
Wow. Whenever Uhura pun, you just have to add another, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2330 "2013-06-20T17:57:59Z")
Have I Shatnered your illusions, or do you think I can Klingon to such wordplay indefinitely? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2331 "2013-06-20T18:06:53Z")
Can you do it without too much tribble? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2332 "2013-06-20T18:11:47Z")
Do you want me to Troia harder, because I’d have to figure in a mindwarp factor, nein? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2333 "2013-06-20T18:14:33Z")
If puns were a pack of cards, do you think you’d ever be playing with a hollow deck? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2334 "2013-06-20T18:16:01Z")
Don’t you know I can do this aGuinan again and again until Sulu’s your mind? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2335 "2013-06-20T18:17:58Z")
Khan we please slow down? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2336 "2013-06-20T18:18:40Z")
Oh, you Khan, Khan you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2337 "2013-06-20T18:21:43Z")
Do you think there is Janeway that I can slow down at your impulse on Q? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2338 "2013-06-20T18:23:37Z")
Do you think that’s a fair point to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2339 "2013-06-20T18:24:12Z")
Isn’t all fair in love and war? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2340 "2013-06-20T18:29:30Z")
Is the fact that I’m listening to “Oktophonie” by Karlheinz Stockhausen right now making my mind any sharper? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=116) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=118)