# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 120
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2381 "2013-06-21T23:20:50Z")
Don’t you realize that pressurized aeration of the caesium particles in contact with organic tissue will produce an oxyplatonic overeffect of hyperspatial consport, and derectify your intellar modulus, resulting in a small fart? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2382 "2013-06-21T23:22:42Z")
Have you ever been in the floating cat [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70667)? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2383 "2013-06-22T00:07:24Z")
Well, now do you know a way to get Madame Pepperwinkle to stop laughing over it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2384 "2013-06-22T01:46:04Z")
Jeez, does Wiki have an article on _everything_?: [Buttered cat paradox - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2385 "2013-06-22T02:32:15Z")
Do you like your cat lightly buttered or with a tangy sweet-and-sour sauce? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2386 "2013-06-22T03:02:12Z")
Is there a choice where in one state it is lightly buttered and in another dipped in a tangy sweet-and-sour sauce? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2387 "2013-06-22T03:04:35Z")
Elendil, by the way, has Wikipedia ever had a line has sarcastic as the last sentence of that article? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2388 "2013-06-22T14:09:02Z")
Which question should be answered? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2389 "2013-06-22T16:16:22Z")
And which answer should be questioned? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2390 "2013-06-22T16:17:17Z")
Furthermore, which inquiry needs further pending? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2391 "2013-06-22T17:16:46Z")
Is it pent yet? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2392 "2013-06-22T18:59:16Z")
> [@Didact\_Lectorem777](#): > > Elendil, by the way, has Wikipedia ever had a line has sarcastic as the last sentence of that article? Can I have a little time to look around? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2393 "2013-06-22T23:32:22Z")
Do you need me to loan you a spare century? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2394 "2013-06-23T00:25:13Z")
Brother, can you spare a time? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2395 "2013-06-23T02:49:25Z")
Siam Sam, don’t you know that was a momentous question? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2396 "2013-06-23T05:38:12Z")
Was that a fortuitous circumstance? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2397 "2013-06-23T19:54:18Z")
Are you not perspicacious enough in your ratiocinations to adduce the magnanimity of this unequivocal antithesis of glop? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2398 "2013-06-23T21:46:15Z")
How many of those words can’t I find in my handy dictionary? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2399 "2013-06-23T23:09:56Z")
Which dictionary do you use? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2400 "2013-06-23T23:42:04Z")
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