# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2441 "2013-06-24T15:48:32Z")
Perhaps the wrong phone? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2442 "2013-06-24T16:01:00Z")
While I was out, were there any messages for me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2443 "2013-06-25T01:19:05Z")
What am I, your answering service? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2444 "2013-06-25T01:23:34Z")
Is it true that not all who have wandering charges are lost? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2445 "2013-06-25T02:48:40Z")
Have you ever _seen_ the kind of charges you get for a call to the Atraxi? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2446 "2013-06-25T10:48:05Z")
Do they charge more often than an army of Orcs? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2447 "2013-06-25T14:56:38Z")
Are you calling from the Dragon Keep? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2448 "2013-06-25T14:57:46Z")
What’s the area code for Rivendell? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2449 "2013-06-25T14:58:39Z")
Are you going to make a hobbit of this? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2450 "2013-06-25T14:58:46Z")
Did I dial 6 digits, or only 5? _ **Ninja!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2451 "2013-06-25T14:59:57Z")
Are you feeling lucky, punk? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2452 "2013-06-25T15:00:50Z")
Well, is this precious ring I found considered lucky? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2453 "2013-06-25T15:01:44Z")
Is being the target of a dozen dozen wanna be absolute monarchs lucky? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2454 "2013-06-25T15:05:07Z")
A gross of kingdoms? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2455 "2013-06-25T15:09:01Z")
Haven’t you noticed how gross the kingdoms are in Game of Thrones? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2456 "2013-06-25T15:26:00Z")
Which, the Seven Kingdoms, Ghiscari (_especially the Ghiscari_) or the remains of the Valyrian Freehold? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2457 "2013-06-25T15:31:22Z")
Will you accept the challenge of making a pun on “Ghiscari”? ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2458 "2013-06-25T15:39:56Z")
Ghesus, who knew this could be so difficult?..Eh? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2459 "2013-06-25T15:46:01Z")
Do you prefer “I wish you Ghiscari Christmas and a Happy New Year”; “Gee, I’m Ghiscari they cut your head off (twice)”; or “She used to be the most beautiful of all of Stark’s daughters, but now she’s Ghascari-on, and food for worms”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2460 "2013-06-25T16:12:58Z")
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