# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2581 "2013-06-27T17:38:09Z")

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You think _I_ have any idea? It _is_ your pun after all, is it not?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2582 "2013-06-27T17:39:58Z")

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It’s…?

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**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2583 "2013-06-27T17:45:27Z")

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An ellipsis?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2584 "2013-06-27T17:46:46Z")

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Can you identify a larch from a very long way away?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2585 "2013-06-27T17:46:57Z")

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Now see what you’ve made me do?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2586 "2013-06-27T17:47:47Z")

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How are things in the Peanut Gallery?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2587 "2013-06-27T18:21:21Z")

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Well, if we took out the bones, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2588 "2013-06-27T18:24:05Z")

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2589 "2013-06-27T19:47:56Z")

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Wouldn’t that depend on how hard I throw it?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2590 "2013-06-27T20:15:11Z")

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Do you allow for wind resistance?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2591 "2013-06-27T20:25:50Z")

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Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2592 "2013-06-27T20:29:56Z")

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What knight lives in that castle over there?

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**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2593 "2013-06-27T23:08:44Z")

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Have you not heard of Sir Roland, the White Knight?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2594 "2013-06-28T01:22:27Z")

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What are you going to do, bleed on me?

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**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2595 "2013-06-28T01:24:21Z")

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Que?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2596 "2013-06-28T01:26:36Z")

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It’s not the real Grail?

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**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2597 "2013-06-28T01:29:56Z")

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Are these still Monty Python references?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2598 "2013-06-28T01:31:00Z")

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Did you expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition?

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**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2599 "2013-06-28T01:33:55Z")

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When does it end!?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2600 "2013-06-28T01:35:46Z")

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Shall we cue Terry Gilliam’s cartoons?

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