# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2621 "2013-06-30T01:51:43Z")
You mean you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2622 "2013-06-30T02:07:29Z")
Uh, you do know he’s the King, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2623 "2013-06-30T02:12:06Z")
I thought Larry was King? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2624 "2013-06-30T14:36:16Z")
Didn’t you hear of the Return? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2625 "2013-06-30T16:07:32Z")
Of the Jedi? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2626 "2013-06-30T16:16:51Z")
Do you really not know what I’m Tolkein about? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2627 "2013-06-30T16:21:16Z")
Are puns a hard Hobbit to break? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2628 "2013-06-30T16:26:17Z")
Quenya get right down to it, don’t Nazguls finish last? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2629 "2013-06-30T16:28:27Z")
Did you hear the one about the elf walking into a bar and the hobbit laughing and walking under it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2630 "2013-06-30T17:23:39Z")
Have you heard the one about the chicken crossing the road? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2631 "2013-06-30T18:08:07Z")
Did he stop beating his wife? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2632 "2013-06-30T23:51:05Z")
Why, haven’t you heard that they switched from checkers to chess and now she’s beating him? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2633 "2013-07-01T03:22:06Z")
Can you keep a good man down? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2634 "2013-07-01T10:46:59Z")
Isn’t that what they asked the gravediggers when they were reburying Charlie Chaplin’s body after it had been stolen and recovered? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2635 "2013-07-01T14:38:44Z")
Didn’t Eugene O’Neill say a few words to his daughter Oona about “keeping Charlie Chaplin down”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2636 "2013-07-01T14:40:06Z")
Wouldn’t that have been a Strange Interlude? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2637 "2013-07-01T16:35:08Z")
Weren’t those words actually about “going down on Charlie Chaplin”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2638 "2013-07-01T16:36:30Z")
Are you suggesting that she, too, was a little tramp? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2639 "2013-07-01T17:00:37Z")
Well, didn’t Chaplin himself say if the shoe fits, eat it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2640 "2013-07-01T17:19:36Z")
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