# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 135
**Author:** ![Guthers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@Guthers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guthers)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2681 "2013-07-06T17:10:08Z")
Did an infinite number of monkeys just type that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2682 "2013-07-07T00:33:25Z")
Or a naked ape? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2683 "2013-07-07T01:52:35Z")
Or Desmond Morris? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2684 "2013-07-07T02:14:33Z")
If great apes were trained to carry guns in irregular warfare, would they be guerilla gorillas? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2685 "2013-07-07T02:42:11Z")
If NCIS used apes, would they be Gibbs’ gibbons? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2686 "2013-07-07T03:25:15Z")
If Rocky Balboa trained primates as his cornermen, would they be the champ’s chimps? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2687 "2013-07-07T03:26:16Z")
If they sent a larger ape into space, would it drink orangutan’s orange Tang? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2688 "2013-07-07T15:42:01Z")
If a very elderly actor from _Barney Miller_ had such critters as his pets, would they be Abe’s apes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2689 "2013-07-07T19:31:26Z")
If you set certain simians aloft in an airship, would they be balloon baboons? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2690 "2013-07-07T23:16:56Z")
I hear Miss Derek, the lead actress from _Ten_, named her pet great ape after the lead singer of U2. You know - Bo’s bonobo Bono. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2691 "2013-07-08T01:45:36Z")
Hominidae ape jokes do you think we can manage? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2692 "2013-07-08T06:22:10Z")
What’s up with all this monkey business? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2693 "2013-07-08T12:00:46Z")
Don’t you think it’s lemur le merrier? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2694 "2013-07-08T13:24:57Z")
Is somebody gonna fling poo next? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2695 "2013-07-08T13:27:14Z")
Is that macaque caca? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2696 "2013-07-08T16:28:32Z")
Wouldn’t that be turd debris assault? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2697 "2013-07-08T16:32:18Z")
Ooo, do you have any idea how offal that was? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2698 "2013-07-08T16:35:17Z")
You think that was a real shit pun? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2699 "2013-07-08T16:44:06Z")
Well, do you think it was well dung? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2700 "2013-07-08T16:49:52Z")
Doesn’t that remind you of the Chinese classic, _The Shit Hits the Fan_, by Hu Flung Dung? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=134) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=136)