# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2721 "2013-07-09T16:58:21Z")
One? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2722 "2013-07-09T17:01:51Z")
Correct, so what do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2723 "2013-07-09T17:11:55Z")
Would you like one of Madame Pepperwinkle’s famous french silk pies? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2724 "2013-07-09T17:53:26Z")
Will it shine a rayon my tawdry life? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2725 "2013-07-09T18:00:18Z")
Don’t you know I rather think it twill? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2726 "2013-07-09T18:05:20Z")
Sew can you needle her into cutting me a slice? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2727 "2013-07-09T18:09:36Z")
Would you mind if I ask her if weave got enough to share? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2728 "2013-07-09T18:11:54Z")
Think she’ll say sew? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2729 "2013-07-09T18:18:31Z")
Do you think she’ll understand the thread of this conversation? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2730 "2013-07-09T18:19:14Z")
Don’t you know I think so, but don’t get khaki? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2731 "2013-07-09T18:22:02Z")
Would you call that pun well-plaid? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2732 "2013-07-09T18:23:06Z")
Wool, did you cotton to it? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2733 "2013-07-09T18:24:15Z")
If puns were a river, would you tell me to Nile on? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2734 "2013-07-09T18:26:45Z")
Continuing in that stream of thought, when would you want to call it quilts? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2735 "2013-07-09T18:27:16Z")
Do you think I’m gonna take this crepe? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2736 "2013-07-09T18:28:37Z")
Did you want to clothes this then? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2737 "2013-07-09T18:34:11Z")
Do you gauze know how many I enjoy this verbal knit-picking? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2738 "2013-07-09T18:36:50Z")
Do you think we’ve told a good enough yarn then? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2739 "2013-07-09T18:39:24Z")
Isn’t it good we have denim-ble minds for these jokes, even if our posts sometimes o-burlap? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2740 "2013-07-09T18:40:32Z")
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