# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2741 "2013-07-09T18:41:51Z")
Come on, can’t you see we’re just tartan with this? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2742 "2013-07-09T18:56:22Z")
Don’t you know you just kilt me with that one? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2743 "2013-07-09T19:04:11Z")
Shall we serge on? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2744 "2013-07-09T19:13:36Z")
I must go cook. My family wants tweed dinner. See you tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2745 "2013-07-09T19:19:41Z")
Shall we just frieze it here then? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2746 "2013-07-09T20:45:35Z")
Have you seen my two friends - Polly, Esther? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2747 "2013-07-10T14:19:42Z")
Didn’t Esther work in telemarketing, where chiffon’d people for their opinions? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2748 "2013-07-10T21:23:51Z")
Are they the same lesbian couple Polly & Esther that were told by a pro-life, homophobic protestor to give their children to a “real” family? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2749 "2013-07-11T03:59:02Z")
Did that really happen? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2750 "2013-07-11T04:30:33Z")
Haven’t you heard that if you can imagine it, then it happens in some universe somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2751 "2013-07-11T12:03:27Z")
Then am I, somewhere, Superman? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2752 "2013-07-11T13:37:46Z")
Why can’t you wait for your turn? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2753 "2013-07-11T13:52:42Z")
Because I’m faster than a speeding bullet? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2754 "2013-07-11T14:01:28Z")
Oh, right, and now I suppose you’re gonna go leap a tall building? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2755 "2013-07-11T14:03:23Z")
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2756 "2013-07-11T14:37:50Z")
Who cares if it’s a bird or a plane? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2757 "2013-07-11T14:41:13Z")
Wouldn’t that be NORAD? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2758 "2013-07-11T14:42:38Z")
Aren’t they too busy tracking Santa Claus? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2759 "2013-07-11T14:49:27Z")
Are we talking Christmas in July? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2760 "2013-07-11T15:46:03Z")
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