# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 139
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2761 "2013-07-11T15:53:48Z")
Do kangaroos pull Santa’s sleigh across Alice Springs? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2762 "2013-07-11T16:14:44Z")
Alice … who the fuck is Alice? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2763 "2013-07-11T16:16:28Z")
Didn’t Sally call and tell you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2764 "2013-07-11T16:17:29Z")
Doesn’t she have a brother named Charlie Brown? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2765 "2013-07-11T16:18:28Z")
Did you know she works for peanuts? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2766 "2013-07-11T16:21:34Z")
Is that the going rate? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2767 "2013-07-11T16:25:23Z")
Well, isn’t it a rough economy? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2768 "2013-07-11T16:26:58Z")
Where do Lucy and Linus fit into all this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2769 "2013-07-11T16:27:53Z")
Don’t the van Pelts have the gelt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2770 "2013-07-11T16:30:01Z")
Aren’t those psychiatrists always rich? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2771 "2013-07-11T16:30:57Z")
Is that a complex question? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2772 "2013-07-11T16:32:52Z")
Do you need the eggs? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2773 "2013-07-11T16:35:26Z")
Well, you can’t make a custard Napoleon without eggs, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2774 "2013-07-11T16:43:09Z")
How does one Napoleon? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2775 "2013-07-11T16:50:20Z")
Well, I meant [Napoleon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_(pastry)), not Napoleon Bonaparte, but would sleeping on a lion count as a nap-o-leon? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2776 "2013-07-11T16:53:21Z")
Did you know that when Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed a good French ship? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2777 "2013-07-11T16:58:16Z")
Wasn’t Waterloo a land battle, mon ami? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2778 "2013-07-11T17:00:50Z")
Isn’t it the toilet in a French museum? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2779 "2013-07-11T17:04:27Z")
Is that a lulu of a Louvre loo? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2780 "2013-07-11T17:58:47Z")
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