# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 143

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2841 "2013-07-17T15:22:53Z")

</div>

So, then blue is nothing, but what is green?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2842 "2013-07-17T15:28:28Z")

</div>

Never mind that, what is curious yellow?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2843 "2013-07-17T15:54:35Z")

</div>

Isn’t that Humpty Dumpty’s inner double yolk?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2844 "2013-07-17T15:55:36Z")

</div>

Was he getting in touch with his inner albumen?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2845 "2013-07-17T15:58:06Z")

</div>

Do you happen to hear how he did when he played Shakespeare’s greatest role, Omelet?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2846 "2013-07-17T16:09:17Z")

</div>

Did Ophelia ever break through his shell?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2847 "2013-07-17T16:17:51Z")

</div>

Do you think Omelet had her over easy?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2848 "2013-07-17T16:21:12Z")

</div>

Don’t you think he scrambled to find his father’s killer?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2849 "2013-07-17T16:25:28Z")

</div>

Do you think Gertrude coddled her son too much?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2850 "2013-07-18T01:01:34Z")

</div>

Would that be Heathcliff?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2851 "2013-07-18T01:02:29Z")

</div>

Was she his gull friend?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2852 "2013-07-18T01:03:07Z")

</div>

Or maybe Red?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2853 "2013-07-18T01:06:47Z")

</div>

Did I mention that I once wore Freddy the Freeloader’s hat?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2854 "2013-07-18T01:23:23Z")

</div>

Do you wear many hats?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2855 "2013-07-18T01:33:17Z")

</div>

Did I ever tell you about my time as a personal property appraiser, when, hired by Vincennes University (Red’s alma mater) to appraise the donation of Red’s personal effects by his widow, I found myself with several hundred copies of his “Salute to the Pledge Allegiance” speech?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2856 "2013-07-18T01:38:04Z")

</div>

What’d you do with them all?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2857 "2013-07-18T01:39:08Z")

</div>

Is the Pledge of Allegiance British?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2858 "2013-07-18T01:48:11Z")

</div>

Does the pope shit in the woods?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2859 "2013-07-18T01:52:20Z")

</div>

Would you be surprised at anything Pope Francis does anymore?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2860 "2013-07-18T15:58:22Z")

</div>

They made a talking mule pope?

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=142)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=144)
