# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2881 "2013-07-20T15:16:55Z")

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What, that cheapskate?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2882 "2013-07-20T15:23:12Z")

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So should we just take it out of the slush fund?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2883 "2013-07-20T15:30:44Z")

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Will there be enough left to buy an actual slushee, preferably cherry-flavored?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2884 "2013-07-20T15:33:30Z")

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Would you like two?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2885 "2013-07-20T15:36:31Z")

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Oh, can I?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2886 "2013-07-20T21:17:26Z")

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Would you like a sandwich or a snack with that?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2887 "2013-07-21T01:54:26Z")

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Got any Cheetos?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2888 "2013-07-21T02:12:13Z")

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Did you ever see those Smothers Brothers commercials for Cheetos, one in which Tom uses the mnemonic “cheesy toes” to remember them?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2889 "2013-07-21T02:20:13Z")

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Yes, do you remember Pat Paulsen on the Smothers Brothers show?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2890 "2013-07-21T02:39:54Z")

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Did you ever vote for him for president?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2891 "2013-07-22T11:52:03Z")

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Who actually votes for a novelty candidate?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2892 "2013-07-22T13:44:02Z")

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Would anyone here admit it if they did?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2893 "2013-07-22T13:46:35Z")

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Wouldn’t that depend on who the real candidates were?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2894 "2013-07-22T14:37:56Z")

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So is the Duchess of Cambridge going to have a boy or a girl?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2895 "2013-07-22T14:44:20Z")

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Uh, “yes”?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2896 "2013-07-22T15:03:38Z")

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How long before someone suggests “It’s not really William’s kid”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2897 "2013-07-22T15:06:27Z")

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So who is the father?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2898 "2013-07-22T23:11:36Z")

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I think most people accept that the newborn boy’s papa is the Duke of Cambridge, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2899 "2013-07-22T23:18:37Z")

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Uh, yes?

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2900 "2013-07-22T23:46:15Z")

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Are you asking me or telling me?

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