# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2921 "2013-07-25T17:09:20Z")
Is that like a fortune-telling hooker? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2922 "2013-07-25T17:21:53Z")
Will she foretell your coming? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2923 "2013-07-25T17:27:51Z")
Did you hear about the midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison, and the news bulletins warned of a small medium at large? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2924 "2013-07-25T17:32:02Z")
Did you know that of all the men in the Longer family, the baby’s the tallest 'cause he’s just a little Longer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2925 "2013-07-25T17:37:29Z")
But aren’t they all really just Daddy’s little squirt? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2926 "2013-07-25T17:48:08Z")
Are we talking about Prince George? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2927 "2013-07-25T17:49:29Z")
Who? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2928 "2013-07-25T17:49:58Z")
Didn’t you hear about the royal birth? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2929 "2013-07-25T17:51:05Z")
Which country? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2930 "2013-07-25T17:52:53Z")
Can we narrow down the field? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2931 "2013-07-25T23:37:01Z")
How 'bout center field? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2932 "2013-07-27T02:42:50Z")
Who’s on first? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2933 "2013-07-27T15:31:08Z")
Did you hear that Arthur Snodling and His Amazing Predatory Doves are on first, opening the bill, followed by the Amazing Rodriguez and His Death-defying Hamster of Doom, after which are the Amazing George and Grendel Mackintosh, who will sing their smash hit _I Saw Her Under The Trolleycar_, followed by the always Amazing Randy and his puppet Dull Bob, and then, to close out the show it’s the Simply Amazings, an acrobatic troupe of four desperate gymnasts from North Korea, who have to get the audience’s applause or they’ll be executed? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2934 "2013-07-27T20:41:16Z")
How in the hell have I not heard about that?! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2935 "2013-07-27T21:02:44Z")
Do you get fliers from the Amazing Rodeo Vaudeville circuit of lower East Schenectady? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2936 "2013-07-27T23:47:48Z")
So then, what’s on second? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2937 "2013-07-27T23:57:16Z")
Could it be that on the Second Channel, we have the madcap antics of Westfield and Ploo, a zany romantic comedy series about a peg-legged ninja and the mermaid performance artist he loves? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2938 "2013-07-28T00:00:10Z")
What, again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2939 "2013-07-28T01:13:02Z")
You’d prefer “Until Next Morning”, a made-for-TV tearjerker about a dyslexic woman and the man she lvoes? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/2940 "2013-07-28T01:45:57Z")
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