# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3021 "2013-08-03T22:37:12Z")
Is that a euphemism for voting incumbents out of office? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3022 "2013-08-03T22:38:12Z")
Didn’t we just have the election last year? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3023 "2013-08-03T22:38:51Z")
We get only one? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3024 "2013-08-03T22:48:16Z")
You want a do-over? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3025 "2013-08-03T22:50:46Z")
You mean as badly as Al Gore? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3026 "2013-08-04T01:16:59Z")
Didn’t he invert the internet? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3027 "2013-08-04T03:58:07Z")
Hasn’t he been misquoted long enough about that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3028 "2013-08-04T16:56:03Z")
How long has it been, in meters? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3029 "2013-08-04T21:22:20Z")
Could I tell you in smoots instead? > **[Smoot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot)** > > The smoot /ˈsmuːt/ is a nonstandard, humorous unit of length created as part of an MIT fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha by Oliver R. Smoot, who in October 1958 lay down repeatedly on the Harvard Bridge between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts, so that his fraternity brothers could use his height to measure the length of the bridge. > > One smoot is equal to Oliver Smoot's height at the time of the prank, 5 feet 7 inches (1.70 m). The bridge's length was measured to be 364.4 smoots (2,035 ... ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3030 "2013-08-04T21:47:55Z")
How many smoots does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3031 "2013-08-05T01:37:10Z")
Just one? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3032 "2013-08-05T01:43:52Z")
Is that a new record? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3033 "2013-08-05T01:47:15Z")
Haven’t you switched to CDs yet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3034 "2013-08-05T01:57:00Z")
CDs? Doesn’t everybody use MP3’s now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3035 "2013-08-05T01:58:41Z")
Do you know how much I still miss eight-tracks? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3036 "2013-08-05T04:03:20Z")
Do you yearn for cuneiform tablets instead of email, too? ---
**Author:** ![nion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nion)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3037 "2013-08-05T04:13:39Z")
Are those like Android tablets? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3038 "2013-08-05T05:38:29Z")
Do you take two and call your doctor in the morning? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3039 "2013-08-05T12:16:35Z")
Is that Dr. Fidelius, Dr. Deth, Dr. Jackson, Doc Cathode or some other Doper Doc I don’t recall right now? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3040 "2013-08-05T13:16:12Z")
Is it Doc Hollywood, maybe? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=151) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=153)