# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3101 "2013-08-08T15:54:29Z")
Well, was SHE in Afghanistan? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3102 "2013-08-08T15:55:10Z")
Maybe the butler did it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3103 "2013-08-08T15:57:04Z")
So it’s true they also serve who only stand and wait? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3104 "2013-08-08T16:03:16Z")
Could she have closed her eyes and though of Jolly Ol’? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3105 "2013-08-08T16:07:54Z")
Unless she was having a jolly big O? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3106 "2013-08-08T16:09:20Z")
With her good friend Roger? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3107 "2013-08-08T16:16:23Z")
Who better to roger her jollily? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3108 "2013-08-08T16:17:37Z")
I dunno, where on the body is her “jollily”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3109 "2013-08-08T16:20:46Z")
Isn’t it between her Carvel’s ring and her tuzzy-muzzy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3110 "2013-08-08T16:21:38Z")
She was doing Carvel too? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3111 "2013-08-08T16:25:42Z")
Do you know the story of Ham Carvel, the doctor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3112 "2013-08-08T16:29:33Z")
Is it similar to a story 'bout a man named Jed? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3113 "2013-08-08T16:32:55Z")
Have you heard that Ham Carvel was a jealous old doctor with a young wife who had a dream in which the Devil gave him a ring and told him that as long as he wore the ring his wife would be faithful, and when Carvel awoke that morning his finger was firmly up his wife’s euphemism? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3114 "2013-08-08T16:37:26Z")
Was he the old guy who, when warned that him having sex at that age could be fatal, said his young bride would just have to take her chances? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3115 "2013-08-08T16:44:38Z")
Or the old guy who complained his wife wasn’t pregnant so his doctor told him to take in a young border and several months later the old guy said he was glad to report that his wife was pregnant, and so is the border? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3116 "2013-08-08T16:58:59Z")
Maybe that was just a misconception? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3117 "2013-08-08T17:00:13Z")
Who would labor so falsely at that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3118 "2013-08-08T17:07:04Z")
Should they be sent to their womb? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3119 "2013-08-08T17:24:06Z")
Are we going to do these ovary and ovary and ovary again? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3120 "2013-08-08T17:41:31Z")
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