# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 158
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3141 "2013-08-10T15:25:36Z")
Was Immanuel Kant a real pissant who was very rarely stable, and was Heidegger a boozy beggar who could think you under the table? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3142 "2013-08-10T15:28:48Z")
Wasn’t Socrates himself permanently pissed? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3143 "2013-08-10T15:31:28Z")
Wasn’t he too mellow to be angry all the time? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3144 "2013-08-10T15:40:49Z")
Would a cup of hemlock make me mellow? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3145 "2013-08-10T15:45:52Z")
Could you maybe try it and report back to us? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3146 "2013-08-10T18:06:04Z")
Any word back yet? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3147 "2013-08-11T02:31:04Z")
Could it be true that dead women tell no tales? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3148 "2013-08-11T02:52:26Z")
Are you suggesting that Death commits sexual discrimination? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3149 "2013-08-11T03:03:50Z")
Are we talking necrophilia now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3150 "2013-08-11T18:29:55Z")
Is that an undying love? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3151 "2013-08-11T21:01:59Z")
Are you always so dead on? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3152 "2013-08-11T21:07:07Z")
Could it have been all those years in the Peace Corpse? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3153 "2013-08-12T01:44:17Z")
Were you just dying to post that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3154 "2013-08-12T02:43:55Z")
Don’t you know you can’t spell “slaughter” without “laughter”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3155 "2013-08-12T04:30:54Z")
Why not hire the undertaker who puts the “fun” in “funeral”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3156 "2013-08-12T04:54:53Z")
Don’t they cost an arm and a leg? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3157 "2013-08-12T11:10:25Z")
What if you lend him a hand? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3158 "2013-08-12T11:25:59Z")
What is the sound of one hand clapping? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3159 "2013-08-12T11:52:38Z")
Is that what they’re calling masturbation these days? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3160 "2013-08-12T12:20:58Z")
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