# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3241 "2013-08-15T13:58:09Z")

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Where do we send them?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3242 "2013-08-15T15:34:48Z")

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What if we were the ones who sent Annie the hemlock which resulted to her posting “How do I treat a hemlock overdose (need answer fast!)?” and it’s like deja vu all over again?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3243 "2013-08-15T15:35:57Z")

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Did you just confess to her murder?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3244 "2013-08-15T15:41:51Z")

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Is this a variation of the grandfather paradox?

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**Author:** ![JustsomeDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@JustsomeDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustsomeDude)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3245 "2013-08-15T15:50:58Z")

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Would grandma paradox be a discrimination?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3246 "2013-08-15T17:54:37Z")

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Well, what do you think?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3247 "2013-08-15T17:59:08Z")

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Oh, now he murdered his grandmother, too?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3248 "2013-08-15T20:34:06Z")

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How can I possibly respond to posts like this except to say “I’m alive”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3249 "2013-08-15T20:42:17Z")

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Hurray! So, where ya been?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3250 "2013-08-15T20:45:14Z")

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Is that really any of your beeswax?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3251 "2013-08-15T20:47:21Z")

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Did you hear chowching traveled in time and killed his grandmother?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3252 "2013-08-15T20:48:48Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3253 "2013-08-15T23:49:23Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Is that really any of your beeswax?

Did you like the flowers we sent you?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3254 "2013-08-16T02:50:38Z")

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Did she kiss them with tulips?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3255 "2013-08-16T11:19:47Z")

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How do you kiss using only one lip?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3256 "2013-08-16T11:52:33Z")

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What is the sound of one lip kissing?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3257 "2013-08-16T12:13:11Z")

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Are you a zen master?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3258 "2013-08-16T13:41:55Z")

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Where can I find a zen mistress?

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**Author:** ![JustsomeDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@JustsomeDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustsomeDude)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3259 "2013-08-16T14:16:57Z")

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A mistress who does dirty things?

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3260 "2013-08-16T14:21:18Z")

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Do you do dirty deeds dirt-cheap?

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