# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3261 "2013-08-16T14:40:19Z")
Isn’t that what minions are for? ---
**Author:** ![JustsomeDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@JustsomeDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustsomeDude)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3262 "2013-08-16T15:01:50Z")
Isn’t the whole point of their existence to drive people around the bend? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3263 "2013-08-16T15:04:34Z")
What’s around the bend? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3264 "2013-08-16T15:13:14Z")
What is round when you bend? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3265 "2013-08-16T15:17:29Z")
Are you trying to make an ass out of me? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3266 "2013-08-16T15:35:46Z")
Would you like to play the role of Nick Bottom? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3267 "2013-08-16T15:50:01Z")
Is there any way this can end well? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3268 "2013-08-16T16:05:35Z")
Would waking up in the middle of the woods a good enough ending for you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3269 "2013-08-16T16:11:18Z")
Do you mean waking up with morning wood? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3270 "2013-08-16T19:37:18Z")
Is that like a golf club? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3271 "2013-08-16T19:44:59Z")
Do you often bogie? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3272 "2013-08-16T19:50:21Z")
Do you tee off with yours? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3273 "2013-08-16T19:52:18Z")
Don’t you love the dimples? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3274 "2013-08-16T19:56:46Z")
Are we talking fore play now? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3275 "2013-08-16T23:07:44Z")
Is there such a thing as post play? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3276 "2013-08-16T23:29:22Z")
Isn’t that afterglow? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3277 "2013-08-17T01:39:51Z")
Were you in the rough? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3278 "2013-08-17T02:45:49Z")
Would you believe a hole in one? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3279 "2013-08-17T04:26:50Z")
If a person who normally never posts in this thread comes in and asks a question that has nothing to do with the question before it, what happens? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3280 "2013-08-17T11:36:36Z")
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