# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3341 "2013-08-21T14:44:29Z")
Did you deliberately use your screen name just now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3342 "2013-08-21T14:52:24Z")
Would it be warranted if I wielded my winkle? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3343 "2013-08-21T16:07:43Z")
What, pray tell, is a winkle? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3344 "2013-08-21T16:10:16Z")
Ah, winkle, short for per·i·win·kle noun \ˈper-i-ˌwiŋ-kəl\ 1: any of several trailing or woody evergreen herbs of the dogbane family: as a (1) : a European creeper (Vinca minor) widely cultivated as a ground cover and for its blue or white flowers —called also myrtle (2) : a trailing plant (Vinca major) with large blue flowers that is used as a ground cover and in window boxes, (3) : a child’s term for a penis, or don’t you believe in Merriam-Webster? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3345 "2013-08-22T01:58:10Z")
Er, what was the question? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3346 "2013-08-22T02:07:12Z")
How ya doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3347 "2013-08-22T02:09:59Z")
How am I doing … _what_? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3348 "2013-08-22T02:13:27Z")
Okay… How ya doin’, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3349 "2013-08-22T02:13:59Z")
Don’t you know I only do madams? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3350 "2013-08-22T02:16:10Z")
As in: “That Sam Madam, that Sam Madam, he only does that Sam Madam”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3351 "2013-08-22T02:21:10Z")
What can I say? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3352 "2013-08-22T02:26:43Z")
And in how many languages? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3353 "2013-08-22T02:49:03Z")
Isn’t cunnilinguality the language of the universe? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3354 "2013-08-22T12:09:59Z")
Isn’t that the original tongue twister? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3355 "2013-08-22T14:45:23Z")
Can you believe this is the 3355th post in this thread, for chrissakes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3356 "2013-08-22T14:52:57Z")
Since some threads are getting close to 1,000,000 views, is there room in the menu fields for numbers that high? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3357 "2013-08-22T14:53:35Z")
Is this gonna be like Y2K all over again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3358 "2013-08-22T14:55:45Z")
You mean all worry and no wow? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3359 "2013-08-23T02:09:53Z")
You mean like herpes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3360 "2013-08-23T02:12:22Z")
Or even hispes? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=167) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=169)