# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3421 "2013-08-24T01:20:34Z")

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Is the Constitution out in 3D now?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3422 "2013-08-24T01:26:56Z")

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You do mean the S. S. Constitution, right?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3423 "2013-08-24T01:35:29Z")

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Is there any other?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3424 "2013-08-24T02:13:48Z")

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Have you heard of… the Enterprise?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3425 "2013-08-24T02:19:51Z")

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How could I hear of something that’s in the future?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3426 "2013-08-24T02:24:15Z")

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How’d you know it’s from the future, then?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3427 "2013-08-24T02:27:34Z")

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Is this a time-travel conundrum, like that time I killed my grandfather before I was born?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3428 "2013-08-24T02:29:22Z")

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Have you already served that sentence, or did you postpone it a couple of centuries?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3429 "2013-08-24T02:43:34Z")

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Can I plead temporal insanity?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3430 "2013-08-24T03:54:32Z")

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Do you think we can’t see that?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3431 "2013-08-24T15:31:30Z")

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Isn’t it a case that he’s sane as long as we see him, and otherwise, well, out of sight, out of mind?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3432 "2013-08-25T01:34:34Z")

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Do you know this reminds me of the time I walked into my shrink’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap, and he told me, “I can clearly see your nuts”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3433 "2013-08-25T02:07:48Z")

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So you’ve been shrink-wrapped?

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3434 "2013-08-25T02:14:29Z")

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Hasn’t everyone?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3435 "2013-08-25T02:34:01Z")

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If you think you’re a set of curtains, should you see a psychiatrist or just try to pull yourself together?

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3436 "2013-08-25T02:59:53Z")

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Couldn’t you just quietly hang around?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3437 "2013-08-25T10:03:56Z")

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Are we cut from the same cloth?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3438 "2013-08-25T13:33:14Z")

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May I assume that your last name is Tailor?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3439 "2013-08-25T13:43:47Z")

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Maybe his middle name is Tailor and his last name is Coleridge?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3440 "2013-08-25T15:08:58Z")

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Why are you such an albatross around my neck?

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