# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 175
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3481 "2013-08-27T17:13:43Z")
Aren’t Yala last person who should ask that? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3482 "2013-08-28T02:03:48Z")
Why are you making puns about thy land? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3483 "2013-08-28T03:27:56Z")
And bad ones at that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3484 "2013-08-28T12:17:08Z")
Don’t you know I was going to take the lead and make a pun on Manila but decided I should just tagalog? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3485 "2013-08-28T13:23:57Z")
If I drank too much water, I’d be Filipino? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3486 "2013-08-28T13:26:17Z")
I’m sorry, what was the Quezon? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3487 "2013-08-28T14:03:24Z")
When you clean my car I don’t want you to leave a Marcos I have a date tonight, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3488 "2013-08-28T14:08:13Z")
Clean your car? Do you known Imelda-ly and can’t do physical labor anymore? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3489 "2013-08-28T15:17:28Z")
Would you be offended if someone says Pacquiao? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3490 "2013-08-28T15:21:36Z")
Are there Manny who would be? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3491 "2013-08-28T15:59:11Z")
Are they maids to order? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3492 "2013-08-28T16:17:02Z")
Are you into hospitality, then? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3493 "2013-08-28T16:29:56Z")
For high-class accommodation, would you stay in a hautel? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3494 "2013-08-28T16:37:58Z")
For a good quickie, would you go to a bon motel? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3495 "2013-08-28T16:44:06Z")
Is the the inn thing now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3496 "2013-08-28T16:47:30Z")
Did you want to lodge a complaint? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3497 "2013-08-28T16:53:09Z")
Why would I, when I have such a suite life? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3498 "2013-08-28T16:53:56Z")
So, no hostel reaction? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3499 "2013-08-28T16:57:06Z")
Don’t you know I’d have reservations? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3500 "2013-08-28T17:00:32Z")
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