# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 178
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3541 "2013-08-31T01:25:51Z")
Didn’t he buy his castle from a fat nobleman because he heard he could get a hefty viscount? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3542 "2013-08-31T01:29:37Z")
Do you realize that was a bloody awful pun? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3543 "2013-08-31T01:56:15Z")
Was Dracula a hemophiliac? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3544 "2013-08-31T02:09:27Z")
You mean he wouldn’t bite gay people? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3545 "2013-08-31T11:59:11Z")
If a gay person suffer an amnesia, would he still be gay? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3546 "2013-08-31T12:53:27Z")
Why not? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3547 "2013-08-31T13:33:19Z")
Would you suffer amnesia and forget you were heterosexual? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3548 "2013-08-31T17:48:42Z")
Isn’t that an awfully personal question? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3549 "2013-08-31T17:52:03Z")
Are you uncomfortable with personal questions? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3550 "2013-08-31T18:14:27Z")
Got any birthday plans? (Happy day tomorrow, BTW!) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3551 "2013-09-01T01:00:22Z")
No, what do you think I should do on my birthday? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3552 "2013-09-01T01:57:51Z")
Do you have a special suit for that day? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3553 "2013-09-01T02:49:19Z")
Enjoy it? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3554 "2013-09-01T03:14:36Z")
Party like it’s 1999? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3555 "2013-09-01T12:34:06Z")
Kick Loki’s butt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3556 "2013-09-01T12:37:12Z")
Have a fire extinguisher handy for all those birthday candles, just in case? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3557 "2013-09-01T12:57:54Z")
Have many happy returns of the day? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3558 "2013-09-01T14:31:36Z")
Has it gotten yet to where the candles cost more than the cake? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3559 "2013-09-01T14:37:58Z")
Would someone be kind enough to greet me happy un-birthday? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3560 "2013-09-01T14:39:35Z")
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